New Species: American Homeless Eagle

Homeless, originally uploaded by Doug Lloyd. Larry Dale and his minions from the Orlando Sanford International Airport continue to destroy eagle nests, thereby creating a new species of American Homeless Eagles. The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service issued a permit to the airport to kill nuisance birds, though Eagles are excluded and are not being killed. However, the nest destruction has another by-product – orphaned eaglets. Audubon Society workers took the eaglets to the Birds of Prey center, and will try to find other eagle nests to act as foster homes. Meanwhile, the evicted adult eagles wander the streets like drug addicts kicked out of a crack house scheduled for demolition. Congratulations to Larry Dale and the Orlando Sanford International...

My Day at Jury Duty

If it’s Monday, it must be time for Jury Duty. In Seminole County, they select all of the jurors on Monday. You may come and sit here for a day without ever getting selected. If selected, you may have a trial today, or later on sometime in the week. I think it’ll suck if I get selected for a different day, but I have no problem if I get on a trial today. My assignment is in the Criminal Justice building, so it’s a safe bet that I won’t be hearing any lawsuits today. At least they have free WiFi in this building. I got here around 7:45 am, which wasn’t as early as I would’ve liked. The first thing I noticed was the line going out the door. It takes time for the security check. It’s just like the airport. Put your...

Clever Europeans

This is an idea that screams for adoption in the United States. Clearly, Europe leads the way to innovative traffic safety ideas. Note: Do not view if offended by partial nudity.