I’m not sure which of my three dogs is the dumbest. Today it’s the little one, Max. A few months ago he seemed to be at death’s door and could barely move. The vet wanted to operate on him, but his blood test revealed a liver problem. We figured he’d be dead in a month. I started giving him some wet food as a treat in the morning, and he recovered. It’s not like he was starving, he always ate his food the same as the other two dogs. It’s just that this food seems to excite him. What dog doesn’t like wet food over dry? Keep in mind this dog is about 17 years old, so it wouldn’t be a surprise if he were ready to pass away. He’s old, can’t see for cataracts, has cysts all around his body, and generally doesn’t have much of anything to do; except eat that wet food every morning. Now it’s something he demands. I get home from the gym about 9:00 am and let all the dogs inside. He immediately starts running into me, stepping on me, and doing everything he can to get his daily wet food treat. I can’t give it to him in front of the bigger dogs, since they’d just nudge him away and eat it. I have to get them back outside and then Max starts prancing. You’d almost think he was a 2 year-old dog again. He literally stands up on his hind legs, paddles his front paws, and then BOUNCES his way into the kitchen to eat. That’s what he was doing this morning, bouncing along and looking over his shoulder, when he bounced his furry ass into the water bowl for the big dogs. It’s almost big enough for him to sleep in it, but he doesn’t because, you know, it’s full of water.
Anyway, he hops full body into the bowl, jumps out, and splashes water all over my kitchen floor. It doesn’t matter to him, since he still wants that wet food, but you know he’s not going to clean up the mess he made. Max earns the award for Dumbest Dog of the Day.